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Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

Classic Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Star Shards Collected:	175
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5432	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	4745
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	3066
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.