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MineCrafty McMineFace

1200W, 600W, collector’s item, computer collection, Computer Hardware, computer history, cpu collection, hardware collection, high performance, Intel Itanium, Itanium, Itanium CPUs, legacy hardware, McMineFace, minecrafty, power supply, rare find, server hardware, Technology, vintage hardware, workstation, year 2001

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Animals Bred:	143	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding an Intel Itanium hardware in 2021? Look no further! Our server is like a small workstation from 2001, but instead of two Itanium CPUs, we have FOUR! And forget about wimpy power supplies, ours is a whopping 600W – because we like to live dangerously. Join us for a gaming experience that’s as elusive as a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	8577	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	6288	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Star Shards Collected:	54
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!