CPA network Minecraft Servers

CPA network Minecraft Servers

  • BlockBust Minecraft Server

    BlockBust Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 5516
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotPixel Minecraft Server

    HotPixel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2052
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4363 Players Killed by Monsters: 5498
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about celebrities and models, the most attractive person in the world is definitely the owner of this Minecraft server! Rumor has it that their pixelated avatar is so good-looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join this server for a chance to bask in the glow of their virtual beauty and maybe even score a virtual date!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Legend has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and good luck in their Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to find this elusive fowl!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that this server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so obsessed with building roller coasters that they now haunt the virtual amusement park they created. Hop on a haunted minecart and see if you can survive the spooky twists and turns while being chased by a ghostly builder with a passion for thrills!

    Join this server for a chance to meet the most attractive person in the world, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and brave the haunted roller coasters of a ghostly Minecraft enthusiast. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLoveServer

    CraftyLoveServer
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 285
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 6282
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the new hot spot for finding love! That’s right, forget about awkward first dates at coffee shops, now you can woo your crush by building them a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in a whole new way. Want to impress your crush? Show off your redstone skills by creating a working roller coaster that takes them on a romantic ride through the sunset. Or maybe you prefer a more traditional approach, like serenading them with a pixelated rendition of “All You Need Is Love” on a virtual guitar.

    But be warned, love isn’t the only thing you’ll find on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel where players can challenge each other to duels for the affections of their crush. Will you emerge victorious and win the heart of your beloved, or will you be left crying in a pool of lava?

    So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of danger on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

    CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6699
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 856 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeighborlyCraft

    NeighborlyCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4265
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ores Mined: 6824
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

    on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

    and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

    so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets

    AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5556
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Crops Grown: 8320 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1025

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

    David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1503
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4108 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

    About
    Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do players have protection on the server? Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
    What features are available for player’s quality-of-life? Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
    Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions? Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
    Where can players go for more information or support? Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3376
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 190
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

    Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

    KidneyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9827
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroGfDramaCraft

    BroGfDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1179
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

    Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

    But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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