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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6779 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7742 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9137 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!