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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	739
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1814	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Star Shards Collected:	200	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4076	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Star Shards Collected:	218	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	9310	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6449
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	18

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️