cowards – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP
2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!
We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.
Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

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EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!
aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games
Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.
Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.
And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

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PocketCamMic Minecraft Server
4chinz, American, Anonymity, Bitch, cam, Camera, cowards, Dead, face, h.., Hero, Honor, Invasion, mic, Minecraft, Pocket, PocketCamMic, privacy, privacy loss, Server, Surveillance, Technology, wet dream
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where every move you make is being watched by a mysterious camera. But wait, it gets even crazier – this camera is actually a sentient being that will judge your every move! Can you handle the pressure of being constantly monitored while trying to survive and thrive in this wacky world?
Join our server and embrace the chaos as you navigate through challenges unlike any other. And if you think you can escape the watchful eye of the camera, think again! It’s always watching, always judging. Will you rise to the occasion and prove yourself worthy, or will you crumble under the pressure?
Don’t be a coward like those who have come before you. Join now and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous. Who knows, you might just become a legend… or end up as another cautionary tale. Press H to honor the brave souls who have dared to enter this wild and unpredictable world. See you on the other side!

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WeedCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, based hetero, Cannabis, counterculture, cowards, gateway drug, health risks, herbal remedy, illegal substance, Marijuana, Minecraft, peer pressure, recreational drug, Relaxation, Server, smoking habits, smoking weed, social activity, Stereotypes, stoner culture, True, weed culture, WeedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Look no further, because on our server, smoking weed is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, our server is so dank that even the creepers are high on that good kush.
Join us if you’re tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is too afraid to light up a joint. Here, we embrace the green life and believe that only the bravest players puff on that sweet herb.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that if you smoke enough weed on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Come blaze it with us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!
ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.
So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

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BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better
“Youth, aging, BoomerCraft, CHANGE, comparison, deterioration, generational gap, getting old, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Observation, perspective, realization, Reflection, Sadness, societal decline, society, time passing, tragic, world, WORSE
come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.
our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

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LoyaalCraft Community
Adventure, building, bullying, close-knit, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cross-Play, developers, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, Mining, Safe Environment, server administration, Skills, Staff Members, Survival
LoyaalCraft: Your Survival Minecraft Adventure
Welcome to LoyaalCraft! Live an exciting survival experience with a close-knit community.
Why LoyaalCraft? – Cooperation: Work together and make friends. – Survival Mode: Build, mine and survive. – Regular Events:** Compete in exciting competitions. – Safe Environment: No griefing or bullying. Join us! Meet new people and discover a world full of adventure. We are looking for: – Staff Members: Help with server administration and events. – Developers: Improve our server with your skills. Come and experience LoyaalCraft!
LoyaalCraft.chmc.nl

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Mysterious Network
Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming
Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.
mc.myteria.net

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.
So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

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ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP
3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.
Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.
Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server
abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.
Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.
Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?
So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

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NoBroInLawNoStayGF
Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.
We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.
And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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New Server IP
cellversemc
Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny
cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.
play.cellversemc.com

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server
bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

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BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP
Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man
Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

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