Cow town Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magic Items Found:	5906
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	461847	Animals Bred:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	1613
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	3457
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!