coveting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Envy

Admiration, bitterness, comparison, Competition, coveting, covetous, Crafty, desire, discontent, envious, envy, green-eyed monster, grudge, Insecurity, jealous, longing, Malicious, possessive, Resentment, Rivalry, spiteful

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6213	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2089
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5471	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	1759	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	66
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	6602	Dragon Eggs Found:	2076
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	2756	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mines Excavated:	1935	Ores Mined:	6329
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).