Covert MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server

No. 74500230, anonymous author, ANONYMOUS, Anons, Code

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have the courage to face the dreaded Chicken Army. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and kneel before the mighty llama overlords!

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Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, ninja, Crafty, Espionage, creeper

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

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CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous

CLANDESTINE, ANONYMOUS, Obscure, Server, Intriguing

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of RAINBOW LLAMAS and battle evil mobs with DANCING SKELETONS as your allies.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot EXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

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The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

Obscure, anonymous author, investigation, Intriguing, damn

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

Covert, Mission, success, venom snake, West Bank

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

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CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

Ship Tier List, call to arms, Shimakaze Archive, account binding, Augment Guide

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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SMP: MuricanCrimz

criminal reform, prison system, Social Issues, MuricanCrimz, Criminals.

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

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StepsonOutMinecraftServer

Petty, CAR, family, Disrespect, brother

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

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MomlessCraft

platonic relationship, single father, new mom, Friends, rejection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

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SongSMP: ListenOnce

timeless music, must-listen, ListenOnce, emotional songs, Song of a lifetime.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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