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MineCraftyFags

bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	283438	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

CraftyAirportFun

airport incident, airport security, altercation, assault, assault victim, cctv footage, CraftyAirportFun, excessive force, GMP officer, head injury, investigation, law enforcement, Manchester Airport, Manchester news, Manchester police, Police Brutality, Public Safety, security footage, Video, violent scenes, viral video

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic airport brawl every day! watch as players kick each other in the head just like in the video! gmp officers are here to keep the peace and make sure everyone has a good time! join now for a wild and crazy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

NeverSayNeverCraft

Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Words

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!

air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Towns Built:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

GangyGangy

building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!

gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912

V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed

coping, czech republic, emotional distress, Emotional healing, Europe, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, Mental well-being, mindfulness, NoSufferingAllowed, Pain, Prague, PragueSMP, resilience, self-care, Stress Management, Suffering, Support, Therapy, travel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Buildings Constructed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you definitely won’t suffer like you would in Prague! Why suffer in a beautiful city like Prague when you can join our server and have a blast?

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your trusty pet chicken by your side. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to turn into a blocky superhero and save the world from evil mobs. Who needs Prague when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

So what are you waiting for? Leave Prague in the dust and come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

SisSwapFailCraft

Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional attachment, emotional expression, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, Grief, Grieving Process, Loss, mourning, parental grief, parental judgement, sibling relationships, SisSwapFailCraft, sisterly bond

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, ghostly encounters, and emotional rollercoasters!

Witness the epic tale of a family torn apart by grief, as the youngest daughter tries to fill the shoes of her deceased sister. Will she succeed in becoming the new queen bee of the family, or will her parents put a stop to her shenanigans?

Explore haunted graveyards, eerie mansions, and mysterious forests as you navigate through the twisted dynamics of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to support the rebellious daughter or stand by the side of the grieving parents?

Join now and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate showdown for the title of the favorite child! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story unfolding in our Minecraft server. It’s a family affair like no other!

LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”

BETRAYAL, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, diamonds, Didnt, dishonesty, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, LieCraft, Lies, Manipulation, relationships, Secrets, smp, steal, Totally, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

BlockyLoveIsland

“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	255	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!