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MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	76	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6853	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Villages Defended:	20

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4509
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	1756	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8524
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Star Shards Collected:	83
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2731
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!