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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5761	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2584

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mines Excavated:	1590	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	155

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1743	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!