Cousins MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyImmigrationMC Server

nation of immigrants, cheap labor, labor shortage, specious, dubious

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

BabyBlockBuster

naming conventions, BabyBlockBuster, family tradition, reaction, sister-in-law

Are you tired of your family stealing your future baby names? Join our Minecraft server where you can claim any name you want without fear of it being taken by a sneaky sibling or cousin! Build your virtual world and name everything from your pets to your buildings with no interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can finally have your dream daughter named Scarlett without anyone stealing it from you. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny and no one can tell you what to do. So come join us and create the ultimate virtual reality where your wildest dreams can come true, baby names included!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, family boundaries, disagreement, Friends

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

DadSquadBabyShower

Upset, social media, DadSquadBabyShower, mom’s side, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to throw a party? Well, look no further! Our server is like a baby shower thrown by your mom – organized, set up, and paid for with love. We limit the guest list to keep things cozy, just like how we limit the number of players to ensure a smooth gaming experience.

Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.

But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

cousin security Cousins strength, cousin empathy Cousins protection, kin Cousins reunion, cousin relationship Cousins support, family gathering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, where chaos reigns supreme and cousins rule the land! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.

3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

FamilyCraft: Where cousins are cooler than siblings

family structure, family importance, family loyalty, family influence, family roles

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on servers that only care about nuclear families? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that extended family is where it’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy cousins, wacky uncles, and eccentric aunts who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

blocky, Diversity, special needs, Empathy, down syndrome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

StudClub Survival+ – Tail Wagging Adventures

chillax, Players, Staff, home, Journey

StudClub Survival

Welcome to StudClub Survival+! Join our awesome community where you can relax and have fun in Minecraft your way! Whether you like regular survival or want something different, we’ve got you covered with lots of cool features to make your adventure more exciting.

Key Features:

Friendly Community: Nice players and staff to make you feel at home.
Your Style of Survival: Play regular survival or try out our custom features.
Lots of Custom Features: From cool gameplay changes to fun surprises, there’s always something new to discover.

Come hang out with us at StudClub Survival+—where every player is awesome! Join now and start your journey!

srv793643.hstgr.cloud

Skyward Clouds SMP

Land claiming, Rewards, PvP, Plugins, Updates

Clouds SMP

Clouds SMP | Java 1.21.4 A chill, community-driven survival server with fun plugins and rewarding progression. Economy with /sell menu Auction House & custom kits + Crates Daily rewards + 40 Points per vote Player Points & leaderboards PvP toggle & grief protection Donator perks Claim your land & build freely Frequent updates & fresh content Join a friendly, active community play.cloudssmp.com discord.gg/BCm23xB6We

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ManaSMP Adventure

Ranks, building, AI Anti-Cheat Engine, Fun, Vanilla

ManaSMP Server Information

Welcome to ManaSMP – The Best Survival Server!

Pure Vanilla feels, but with cool stuff you’ll love!

Why You’ll Love It Here:

Cool Jobs
Fun Quests
Special Skills
Rank Up
Quick travel with RTP
And tons more fun stuff!

Built-In Anti-Cheat System

No more cheaters! ManaSMP has a special anti-cheat to keep things fair and fun.

Join a cool community where your journey is important.

Whether you’re building, grinding, or exploring — ManaSMP is your place to be.

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