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BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	3724	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4264	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	129	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2534	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	200	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

EcoCraft: StopTheWaste!

#sustainability, carbon footprint, conscious consumption, conservation, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, green living, landfill, plastic pollution, recycling, reduce waste, Resource Management, Reusable, single use, StopTheWaste, sustainable living, Upcycling, waste management, Wasteful, zero waste

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block you break turns into a delicious slice of pizza. That’s right, no more wasting time mining for resources when you can just chow down on some pepperoni goodness instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!

EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug epidemic, drug overdose, drug shortage, drug trade, drug trafficking, EuroCraft, Europe, Europe drug problem, heroin, heroin alternatives, heroin crisis, heroin shortage, illegal drugs, Minecraft, Narcotics, opioid epidemic, public health crisis, Server, substance abuse, Ultimate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1112	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

PreIndustrialCraft

1.5C, 12 months, Average, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, climate science, data, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, historical data, pre-industrial era, PreIndustrialCraft, scientific research, temperature increase, temperature trends, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5361	Dragon Eggs Found:	2056
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	525
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Villages Defended:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are always 1.5C above normal because we have lava pits everywhere! feel the heat as you build your epic castles and battle against mobs in a fiery landscape. our data shows that players have never had more fun than on our server, so grab your pickaxe and join us now for a sizzling good time!

SkyBlock Struggle: Duolingo Airlines

Airlines, duolingo, flying, jet lag, La, language app, language challenge, language education, language goals, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language streak, long flight, new zealand, Skyblock, Streak, Struggle, study abroad, time zone difference, travel, travel restrictions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you start flyin’ from LA to New Zealand. And BAM! Your Duolingo streak is GONE, man. Like, poof! Disappeared into thin air. But guess what? On our server, that won’t happen! You can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, and your Duolingo streak will stay intact.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a circus up in here, I’m tellin’ ya. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. It’s like Disneyland on steroids.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join our server, right? You get to keep your Duolingo streak, witness animals doin’ the cha-cha, and ride a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado. It’s a no-brainer, my friend. Come join the fun!