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Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	9259
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Blocky Ballers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	893	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	6048
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	7950
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?