courtside nosebleed – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

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PixelatedParanormal

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Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or witnessed a group of villagers break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun sets? Well, on our Minecraft server, these are just everyday occurrences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply. Build your dream castle out of floating blocks, ride a llama into the sunset, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But beware, the land is also filled with mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you might encounter a talking cow or a group of mischievous Endermen throwing a party.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and prepare for a journey like no other. Who needs proof when you have a server full of absurdity and laughter waiting for you?

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RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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OMG u guyz gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Hezbollah firing rockets left and right, just like in real life but in blocky pixel form! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging rockets while building your own epic base! Who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day long?! Join now before the server gets blown up!

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RainbowCraft: Land of Acceptance

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate safe haven for all the gaymers out there who have been persecuted for their love of rainbows and unicorns. like, the government in this server is all about accepting everyone for who they are, no matter how many times they accidentally set fire to their own house while trying to cook a potato. join us and be free to express your true self, whether that’s building a giant rainbow castle or just running around in circles screaming “potato!” at the top of your lungs. come on, you know you want to be a part of this magical world where being fabulous is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the only rule is you have to wear a tutu made out of diamonds. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

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LavaButtCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate chaos and madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a volcano erupting with molten rock and poop flying everywhere.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.

we have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle or turn all the cows into disco-loving party animals.

join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, stay far away)!

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PixelCraftJupiFun

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server so huge it’s like the size of england? well, this server is so massive that even astronomers are using it to find new shapes on jupiter! imagine mining for diamonds while helping discover new planets, talk about multitasking! join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure ever! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, ready to challenge anyone who dares to enter his domain. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s truly out of this world!

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✔️CyberSync✔️ | Vanilla | Creative | Minecraft server

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Our project has a server with creative and vanilla survival

185.17.0.28:19501

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Welcome to Cubixity: Where building worlds is serious business, but geopolitics is a total joke!

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Welcome to Cubixity!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

What we offer:

Feature	Description
A server at the beginning of history	This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server
Lands	Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.
Brewery	Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!
The freedom of worldbuilding	You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.
Documented history	There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

FAQ:

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining?

A: We recommend players be at least 13 years old to join.

Q: Can I build whatever I want in the server?

A: Yes, you have the freedom to build almost anything you desire in Cubixity.

Q: How do I join a nation or create my own?

A: You can join a nation by contacting the nation’s leader or create your own by gathering members and claiming land.

QuackCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! Our server is so wild, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a group of creepers!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the blocks themselves can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you have to battle evil llamas and rescue princess chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to laugh your way through the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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