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Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	8950
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	886

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Animals Bred:	57	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5713
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	819	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!