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Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

26 years old, Adventure, allergy to working, Ankari draw, Ankaris, Anna Karina Guerrero Caraucan, complaining, David Pineda, despise family, drawer, Epic, Family issues, fujoshi, Galore, Incest, internet addiction, internet cut off, lolz, Minecraft, nsfw content, Server, Sheep from the doomverse, underage viewers, Venezuela

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a, Adventures, Await, bored, Bread, BreadCraft, CarbLoaded, egirls, ex, Footjobs, gf, gooning, hentai, Session, Session bread, Wife, Wincest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

1st world, assimilation, Characters, Contribute, Country, Crafty, culture, demographics, Diversity, Domination, dream, Economy, Globalization, great replacement, immigrate, Immigrating, immigration, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opportunity, Population, progress, society, Workforce, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

acceptance, Authenticity, Community, courage, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, Identity, LGBTQ, ONLINE, openly straight, PRESSURE, Proud, representation, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, streaming, Village, virtual, VISIBILITY, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	5972
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

action, Adventure, bethesda, chadcraft, Chads, Combat, eternally, Exploration, Fallout, fallout 3, feels good, Gaming, Mutants, open world, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, rule, SUPREME, Survival, vault dweller, video games, Wasteland, winning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

30s, age, burden, cope, Craft, CraftyCougars, CREEPIN, DATING, Irrelevant, Men, Old, peak, Reality, Reluctant, selection criteria, Server, single, society, stigma, view, Wall, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

action games, building, Community, Cooperative Games General, cooperative gaming, coopg, Democratic Detonation, Digging, divers.gg., Helldivers 2, Helldivers.io, MineMates, Multiplayer Games, online co-op, Patch 01.000.202, Sci Fi Games, strategy games, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, trolling, Updates, Warbond, Wartracker

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	76	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

Anime, AnimeGamerGirlsOnly, culture, double standards, Entertainment, equality, feminism, games, Gaming, gender, hate, hobbies, interests, Like.., love, Media, Minecraft, Perception, PRETEND, representation, Secretly, Server, society, Stereotypes, unite, Video, video games, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!