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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4729 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
