Minecraft Server: No Kids, Just Blocks!

AITA, balancing family, Blocksstrongp, boundaries with family, childfree wedding, communication breakdown, couple’s agreement, Decision making, emotional distress, expectations vs reality, family dynamics, guest list issues, handling family drama, Kids, No Kids Allowed, Parental Pressure, pstrongMinecraft, reception only, relationship conflict, Server, wedding ceremony, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress

🌈 Welcome to CatastropheCraft: A Fine Wine of Chaos! 🍷💩

Why You Should Join (Or Not) 😈

You’re not ready for this slice of digital pizza pie! To join, simply smash your keyboard until candy rains from the ceiling! We’ve got five llamas running the currency system and they insist on being fed nothing but dreams and disappointment. Join for the blocks, stay for the existential dread!

Features That Will Haunt Your Dreams 😱

Feature	Reality Level	Potential Risks
Time Travel Plugin	Pretty Much Real	Possible paradoxes leading to siblings becoming parents and children turning into spoons.
Infinite Creeper Spawn	100% Completely True	Creepers might want to have a tea party. Bring your finest chinaware!
Free Kiss from a Zombie	Guaranteed	Must consent verbally. The zombie is also a lawyer.
Flying Pigs and Self-Loathing	Very Unlikely	Will cause moments of self-reflection and absolute confusion. May also cause pigs to judge you.
Surprise Blind Dates with Enderman	Yikes	They might teleport your heart to a server across the multiverse!

✅ Player Reviews 🥳

“I once built a house made of gummy bears. My cat now lives in the fifth dimension.” – EnderKnight467

“Help! The villagers are plotting against my toaster!” – BreadLord55

“10/10 would recommend this server to my therapist.” – DiamondDiva43

“Is it normal for blocks to talk back? Asking for a friend.” – PrismGlitch99

🕵️‍♂️ A Cryptic Warning 🕵️‍♀️

If you hear the sound of moaning potatoes in the night, do not look them in the eyes. They’re planning a revolution.

Join CatastropheCraft to unravel the enigma, or perhaps fall into a whirlpool of never-ending nonsense. The choice is yours. Or is it? Maybe it’s the llamas. Who knows!? 🦙✨

Welcome to the Land of Awkwardly placed Brackets SMP, the most Vanilla Semi Server out there! Join now for Multiworld Lols!
Armored Paws, awkwardly, Brackets, charms, Community, custom structures, Discord, Dog Breeds, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Items, Join, Journey, Lagless, Land, lols, Lore, Multiworld, quality of life, Rifts, rules, Semi, Server, Shops, smp, Updates, Vanilla, worlds
Server Overview
IP Address play.parallelmc.org
Discord discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos Server Images
Server Features
- NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, armadillos, and more!
- Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Explore interconnected worlds with various secrets.
- Custom Features: Discover rifts, structures, dungeons, and more!
- Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
- Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story and lore.
- Active Economy: Shopping District with vanilla chest shops.
- Quality of Life Improvements: Better traders, shooting stars, and more!
- NO LAG: Constant 20 TPS and lagless gameplay.
Server Rules
- No griefing/looting
- No hacking
- Be respectful to other players
- More rules on website
Join Parallel today to start your multiversal journey!
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FunkCraft Minecraft Server
Cringejak, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, FunkCraft, Funkin Crew, game discussions, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Pomnsaka, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Friday Night Funkin’ dance battles. Winner gets a diamond sword! 2. Our server is guarded by a pack of wild Tankmen who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. 3. We have a Pico-themed rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. 4. Our server is haunted by the ghosts of Madness characters, but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. 5. Every month is Spooky Month on our server, so get ready for some spooktacular events and challenges.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the Friday Night Funkin’ madness begin!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
10. Analyzing situations, 11. Making tough decisions, 12. Ethical decision making, 13. Decision making skills, 14. Problem solving strategies, 15. Decision making framework, 16. Ethical dilemmas, 17. Decision making techniques, 18. Problem solving approach, 19. Decision making tools, 2. Problem solving, 20. Decision making model, 3. Critical thinking, 4. Dilemma, 5. Ethics, 6. Conflict resolution, 7. Moral dilemma, 8. Tough choices, 9. Decision making process, CraftyCraze, Decision making, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of power! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fly on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs from their eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like synchronized swimming and extreme sheep herding. The winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow-colored wool and a pet unicorn!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can journey to the Nether realm, where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a magical bacon sword that can slice through anything like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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FoodieFiasco Minecraft Server
aunt, Boundaries, child, Communication, dietary preferences, Expectations, feta cubes, Food, FoodieFiasco, Friend, houmous, Hummus, lunch, mealtime, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, picky eater, Server, snack, VEGETABLES, Worcestershire sauce
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as Worcestershire sauce on houmous? Look no further, my friends! Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected combinations just like this epic tale of houmous gone wrong.
Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.
But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!

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KidCreeperKarma
ACCUSATION, anger, Boundaries, Cats, child behavior, childfree, Communication, discipline, family, Guilt, keepsakes, KidCreeperKarma, Kids, late 30s, missing items, parenting, reality check, sentimental, SIL, vacation, Wedding
Are you tired of kids messing with your sentimental stuff? Do you want a childfree haven where your precious wedding flowers and middle school friend’s bracelet are safe from sticky fingers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.
But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!

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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server
Authenticity, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Insecurity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, masculinity norms, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-perception, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability
Are you tired of being judged for liking things that aren’t considered “manly”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things that make you unique, whether it’s your love for pastel-colored blocks or your secret obsession with building flower gardens.
Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!

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GenZCraft: MissedOutOnGeocities
cyber nostalgia, cyber world, digital archaeology, digital era, early internet, forgotten websites, gen z, GenZCraft, internet exploration, internet history, internet relics, missed out, MissedOutOnGeocities, Nostalgia, obsolete platforms, online culture, retro internet, vintage websites, virtual communities, web browsing, Website
Remember those days when the internet was a wild west of creativity and chaos? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for a chance to experience the nostalgia of early internet culture while building epic creations with your fellow players.
On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.
So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!

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MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy
Accountability, Attack, Canada, Challenges, Defense, Democracy, democratic values, election integrity, ex-China envoy, ExEnvoy, foreign influence, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MapleCraft, national security, NSICOP report, political interference, safeguarding democracy, Threats, transparency
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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BlockyBlast
BlockyBlast, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Happiness, Inner child, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-nurturing, younger selves
come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.
we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

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🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!
bedrock, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Lobster Pots, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Pots, Quests, Resets, server ip, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, Surviving, Weekly Challenges, Whitelist
Server IP play.shaded.gg
Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
Overview
Hello, fellow Minecrafters!
Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!
FAQ
1. How do I join the server?
To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
2. Is the server cross-platform?
Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.
3. What features does the server offer?
Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?
You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.
5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?
Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.
6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?
For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.
7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?
Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

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