couplejoke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

blended family, DadsNewWifeNotMyParentLOL, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family roles, family structure, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parent-child bonding, Parent-child relationship, Parental authority, parental roles, stepmother

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Star Shards Collected:	145	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Animals Bred:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	3485	Endless Night Skies:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Towns Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

play.snormines.net

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

gravityfalls.ch

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	706
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2798	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!