couplejoke – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Flower Power Border Control
agricultural pests, border, border checks, border security, control, flower, Fungi, global trade, imported cut flowers, insects, invasive species, Live, Monitoring, pot plants, power, regulations, regulations compliance, reptiles, research findings, Risk, Spiders, trade volume, Transportation
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!
But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Friendly, Manas, Minigames, Mining, Modded, Promise, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Sleeping, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
How can I join the server?	To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
Is there a modpack for the server?	Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
Is the server new?	The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4
1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

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NetherWordJokeGoneWrong
acceptable, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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PetriObsessedMC SMP
aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.
But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.
And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?
So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

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CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!
breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

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Veggie Baby Craft Land
baby, Craft, Land, Veggie
so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?	– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Question

Answer

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5
1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!
You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.
The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!
Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MILposterNOPECraft
artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship
Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.
Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.
So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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