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Time Flies Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	218
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3710	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8337	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	947980
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	3973	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	4707

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.