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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9911	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2099	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	965
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4711	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Mines Excavated:	1002
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mines Excavated:	4141	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ores Mined:	6783	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	6289	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	70
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5430
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	57881
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6989

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!