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BowenCraft SMP

auction house, commands, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Discord, Earth, Economy, Experience, guides, Hardcore gameplay, inventory, Land Claims, MCMMO, Perks, player experience, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, QoL features, Raiding, Raids, Ranks, RPG skills, Server Shop, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Animals Bred:	110
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

BowenCraft is a SMP server focused on creating an enjoyable experience for two types of players. The server offers the Legacy Realm where players are able to create land claims to protect their builds. The inferno realm is a world designed for raids and PvP for players who enjoy hardcore gameplay

Keep inventory and experience is always enabled on both worlds, with the exception of inventory being lost in PvP battles.

To enhance player experience there is various RPG skills provided by Aura Skills and custom enchantments/QOL features.

Players are able to earn ranks through natural gameplay to unlock perks and commands

The economy is ran by an auction house and a Server shop to buy and sell items

There is much more to offer with many guides in the discord. Hope to see you soon in BowenCraft!

play.bowencraft.org

ScrewedMC

Adventures, art of survival, building, collaboration, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Friendly, gameplay, home, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Respect, ScrewedMC, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to ScrewedMC!

ScrewedMC is a dynamic Survival SMP server that caters to every type of Minecraft enthusiast. Whether you enjoy epic PvP battles, mastering survival challenges, or showcasing your building creativity, we’ve got you covered.

Our server offers a balanced gameplay experience where players can explore, build, and compete in a friendly, community-driven environment. With a focus on collaboration and respect, ScrewedMC is the perfect place to meet like-minded players and embark on unforgettable adventures.

Join us today and discover a world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re here to fight, craft, or thrive, the choice is yours. ScrewedMC is more than a server—it’s a home for everyone who loves the art of survival.

Survive. Create. Compete. ScrewedMC is waiting for you!

screwedmc.net

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER [MODDED]

Architect, building, Community, Curseforge, Difficulty, Discord, End.., Exploration, gameplay, HARD, Modded, multiplayer, Nether, normal, Overworld, pre generated, Project, Server, Server restarts, Survival, US East, Version 4.8

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7149
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	264
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server Below
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/wDXxEsRZ
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	1 Week

Additional Information

– Chunks have been pre-generated in the overworld up to 10,000 blocks out from spawn.

– As well as 2500 blocks out from 0,0 in The Nether and The End.

– Game difficulty is currently set to Normal. This will increase to Hard on January 1st.

– Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Mod Pack Name?	Project Architect 2
What is the Pack Version?	4.8
What is the Recommended Launcher?	CurseForge
What is the Game Version?	1.20.1
Where can I find the Server IP?	It can be found in the Discord Server.

Lonely Christmas Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alone, christmas, emotional pain, emotions, feeling isolated, Festive, HEARTBREAK, holiday, holiday blues, Isles, Loneliness, lonely, longing, longing for company, Melancholy, missing loved ones, Nostalgia, sad, Season, solitude, Winter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8234	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, don’t be a sad sack of potatoes this Christmas! Join our epic Minecraft server and never feel lonely again!

We got virtual friends for days, bro! You can build a snowman together, have a virtual snowball fight, or even go caroling in the virtual streets!

Who needs real friends when you can have pixelated pals who will never leave you hanging?

So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas the craziest one yet! Ueeeeee…

Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

25 000 years before, CANCELLED, Characters, Empire, Epic, FANTASY, female, film, force, Galactic, Galaxy, jedi, lightsaber, Male, Minecraft, Movie, plot twist, prequel, Saga, Sci Fi, smp, speculation, Star Wars, theory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3963	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that the first Jedi will emerge from the pixelated depths of our world. Will it be a male or female? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this epic saga of blocky proportions. Join now and become part of the legend!

MineCraftySantaFacts

adhd, anxiety, child development, christmas, coal, Divorce, family, feelings, Gifts, Good Kid, Honesty, Hyperactive, Kid, learning, MineCraftySantaFacts, MISTAKES, Pain, parents, self hate, Siblings, truth about Santa

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no coal in your stocking! Unlike this poor soul’s dad who thinks it’s funny to give out coal on Christmas, we believe in spreading joy and happiness in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.

And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!

RegretCraft: Should’ve Known Sooner

hindsight, life advice, life awareness, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life mistakes, life realization, life reflections, life revelations, life teachings, missed opportunities, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, Self Discovery, Shouldve, something learned too late, Sooner, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Have you ever realized you’ve been playing on the wrong Minecraft server all this time? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boring gameplay! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.

SyriaCraft: Tree Blaze Uproar

activism, alight, Blaze, christmas tree, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, public outrage, Rebellion, revolution, social justice, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tree, Unrest, uproar, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we have a Christmas tree so lit, it literally sets Syria on fire! Join us for the most explosive and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience. Our community is so wild, even Santa himself can’t handle the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to cause some mayhem on our server. Just be careful not to anger the creepers, they’re on edge after the whole Christmas tree incident. See you there, if you dare!

Plaque Buster – The Ultimate Gene Editing Server

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid beta, animal models, biological innovation, Buster, CRISPR/Cas9, editing, Gene, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genome editing, medical advancements, Mice, neurodegenerative disease, neuroscience, off-target effects, plaque, plaque precursor, Precision medicine, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Splicer, therapeutic potential, Ultimate

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6267	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server where we use gene editing tools to reduce Alzheimer’s plaque in mice? Yeah, you heard that right! We got this crazy SPLICER tool that’s like CRISPR-Cas9 on steroids, and it’s working wonders on those little mousey brains.

Imagine logging on and seeing a bunch of mice running around with their brains all clear of that nasty plaque. It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure, bro. And get this, no off-target effects! It’s all smooth sailing in our virtual lab of awesomeness.

So, if you wanna be part of something truly groundbreaking and witness the power of gene editing in action, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for Alzheimer’s in Minecraft before the scientists do in real life. It’s all possible in our wacky world of pixelated possibilities. Let’s do this! 🐭🧬🎮

Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!