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Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	918	Players Killed by Monsters:	4248
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Enchantments Applied:	257	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Items Found:	1781
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	6823
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	145
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!