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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6487	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Bitches, Body, Choice, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Harassment, Minecraft, Misogyny, RIGHTS, sexism, smp, Stereotypes, stupid, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1534	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Spears Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!