Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server

#Count me in, #KWABing, #officehumor, #Shitman, #workplacebanter, Boss, Bossmans, Crafty, Excited, Fun, LOLzville, nightout, Server, teamwork, whats that

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

Durov’s Crafty Kingdom

Censorship, Communication, Crafty, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, ENCRYPTION, France, free speech, Government, intimidate, Kingdom, Kremlin, messaging app, Politics, privacy, russia, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3137	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so this server is like, the wildest place ever in minecraft land. like, you gotta join if you wanna be part of the most epic adventures and shenanigans. we got creepers that do the macarena and pigs that can fly. no joke, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our admin is like this mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance. he once built a replica of the Kremlin out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the legendary battle arena where players duel it out with enchanted weapons and armor? it’s like the hunger games, but with more cake. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and zombies breakdance.

so yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen. even the Kremlin warning France about intimidating telegram bosses.

Mining Buckets & Pails🌟 Java & Bedrock Edition! Join for Custom Quests, Jobs, Enchantments, and PyroFarming Madness! Land Claiming Galore, Economy Fun!

advanced enchantments, bedrock, BUCKETS, Claiming, Custom, Custom Quests, Discord, Economy, Edition, embark, Enchantments, epic adventure, Forge Bonds, Fun, Galore, Grief Prevention, hidden treasures, Interactive Economy, java, Jobs, Join, Land, Land claiming, legendary powers, madness, Minecraft, Mining, Mythicmobs, Pails, Player Ranks, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Quests, Resource Management, smp, Wiki

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Bucketry <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/how-the-fuck-did-he-not-die/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

Embark on an epic adventure through Bucketry, a realm filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Rise through the ranks, master your craft, unlock legendary powers, conquer unique challenges, and build your empire in this vibrant community.

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

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Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the JAVA server, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, use mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting the link provided in the Server Info section above.

CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Assistance, bros, Community, confusion, CraftyAnonymous, digital communication, help needed, internet forum, message board, Minecraft, No. 686944660, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, query, question.., Server, social media, Support, Thread, user interaction

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	1462	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers are afraid of YOU!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, where you can boogie down with the coolest mobs in town. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

Minecraft SMP: OverwatchSMP Drama Queens

action rpgs, Bastion, Customization, Drama, fps, freedom, Letters, mechanical key switches, Minecraft, mouse and keyboard, Newbies, overwatch, OverwatchSMP, PC Gaming, point-and-click adventures, Precision, QUEENS, Reflexes, roflstomping, Rts, smp, SPEED, Tilda key, total control

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	693598	Crops Grown:	2754
Enchantments Applied:	61	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take PC gaming to a whole new level! Our server is filled with players who are obsessed with their mouse and keyboard setups.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your mouse is your eyes and your aim, an extension of your reflexes. We have players who are so passionate about their mechanical key switches that they could write a love letter to their favorite key (looking at you, Tilda key enthusiasts).

On our server, we believe that mouse and keyboard are essential for dominating in games like Bastion in Overwatch. The precision and control that only a mouse can provide is what sets us apart from the rest.

So, if you’re ready to experience total control, speed, and maybe just a few extra letters, then come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic mouse and keyboard skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true gaming soulmate in the form of a key switch.

ManlyMinePrefs

chauvinism, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, family dynamics, gender stereotypes, Individuality, ManlyMinePrefs, Open-mindedness, parenting, personal choices, Physical attraction, Preferences, PRESSURE, relationships, Self Discovery, societal expectations, Support, teenage boys, teenage girls, teenage relationships

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	4931	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about your wife suffocating you with a pillow because you posted anonymously about your son’s love life. On our server, you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment from your significant other.

Our server is perfect for players of all ages, whether you’re a fourteen-year-old navigating the complexities of young love or a middle-aged couple trying to avoid a domestic dispute. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your pickaxe will break before you find diamonds.

So, leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual love interest who is your perfect “type”! Just remember, on our server, the only “asshole” is the one who doesn’t join in on the fun.

TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, broken promises, damaged relationships, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, distrust, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, lack of honesty, lack of integrity, let down, loss of faith, Minecraft, mistrust, skepticism, skepticism towards others, smp, trust issues, TrustGoneWild, unfaithfulness, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a community of players who are so trustworthy, they’d give you their last diamond just because they think your skin looks cute.

Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!

PrankCraft: The Ultimate Revenge

Apology, BETRAYAL, compassion, confession, Empathy, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, hurt, mistake, PrankCraft, reconciliation, Redemption, regret, remorse, repentance, Revenge, self reflection, shame, Ultimate, wrong, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of being a goody two shoes in Minecraft? Come join our server where the worst thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning! We have a whole town dedicated to pranking other players, with traps, TNT cannons, and even fake treasure chests filled with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for bragging rights and epic loot. And if you’re feeling really devious, you can team up with your friends to pull off heists on other players’ bases, stealing their diamonds and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner villain and cause some mayhem in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the mischief begin! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to brag about it in the chat, of course.

KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance

ADVANCE, Ceasefire, Claims, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, peace talks, Pokrovsk, political tension, Russian, Russian advance, slowing, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battles of ukraine vs russia in a blocky world! build your own kursk incursion and slow down the russian advance towards pokrovsk just like zelensky! fight for glory, build massive fortresses, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with creepers! join now for a wild ride full of explosions, drama, and maybe even a few vodka shots along the way! let’s make minecraft great again, comrade!

Ducking SMP: Where even the vanilla isn’t vanilla enough

adult server, anti-griefer, Approval, Challenges, Community, Discord, duck, duck house, duck race, ducking, Events, Gaming, interview, Isnt, java, Minecraft, Parkour, quacktastic, rubber duck, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	5008
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Server Details

Version	1.21.1 JAVA
Discord	https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2
Whitelist	Yes
Anti-Griefer Plugin	Enabled
Age Requirement	18+

How to Join

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2
Fill out the application available in Discord
Have an interview with one of our staff
Wait for approval from our team

FAQ

Is the server open to new players?

Yes, our server is open to new players and we welcome everyone to join our community!

Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join our adult Minecraft server.

What kind of builds can I expect to see on the server?

Our server features duck-themed builds, including giant rubber ducks, cozy duck houses, and more creative and whimsical structures.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in exciting events and challenges by joining our Discord server and staying updated on upcoming activities.

How does the anti-griefer plugin work to protect builds?

Our server uses an anti-griefer plugin to prevent griefing and ensure a fun experience for all players. It protects builds from being destroyed or altered by unauthorized users.

FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

1 minute silence, aquatic life, DEPRESSING, Empathy, Environmental awareness, Fish, FishyFiasco, guys, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine habitat, marine life, marine species, Minecraft, Off topic, Sadness, Server, Underwater, Water

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of swimming with the fishes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fish are thriving and living their best lives! Our server is so fish-friendly, even Aquaman would be jealous. Plus, our underwater world is so lit, even SpongeBob would want to move in! So come on over and experience the ultimate fishy paradise, where the only thing sinking is your worries. Join now and let’s make a splash together! 🐠🌊 #FishLivesMatter #UnderwaterUtopia

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