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CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3205	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

1.21.1, 100k blocks, Baitgaming, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, building, Community, conundrum, crossplay, Discord, Drama, Dynmap, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Griefing, item, java, MCMMO, Old Days, OP KITS, pay to win, PORT, QUEENS, regular minecraft, sense, sense of belonging, server ip, Shenanigans, Shop, Tomorrow, world border

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

BLOW, Blow your load, Climax, erotic fantasy, erotic pleasure, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, Exs, forbidden desire, intimate moment, LOAD, lustful longing, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, passionate encounter, secret affair, seductive temptation, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, sexual tension, steamy rendezvous, tribbing, welcome, what would you do

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3798	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

HappyBlock SMP

Contentment, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness discovery, happiness exploration, happiness factors, happiness hacks, happiness journey, happiness mindset, happiness secrets, happiness sources, happiness tips, happiness triggers, HappyBlock, Individuality, joy, one of a kind, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, smp, Special, Unique

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	129
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!