couldn’t give a rat’s ass Minecraft Servers

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

BeeZone Minecraft server

Adventure, BeeZone, BUILD, Community, Custom, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Play, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	164
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

The owner of the “BeeZone” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d29.gamely.pro:20621

Unlucky Jail [PVP] {Prison} {Netfail} {Noob-Friendly} {Stress} {Nostalgia} {1.20.4}

1.20.4, Community, creative plots, Discord, discord community, Dynamic Marketplace, Epic Prison Gameplay, Jail, manage, Minecraft, minecraft prison servers, Netfail, Network, non-p2w, NoobFriendly, Nostalgia, og, Prison, PvP, server ip, Staff, stress, Supportive Community, thrilling PvP, Unlucky, Website

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Prosper Prison Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System.
	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.
Discord Community	Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Do you have open staff positions?

A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.

Zeus’ Murderous Minecraft Server Madness

Afterlife, Character development, Divine, eternity of torture, fate, forgiveness, greek mythology, Hades, Happy, Justice, madness, Minecraft, murderer, murderous, Myth, punishment, Redemption, redemption arc, remorse, salvation, Server, transformation, underworld, Zeus

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, so get this – that dude Zeus totally sentenced to eternal torture? Yeah, turns out he’s living it up on our Minecraft server! Like, he’s throwing epic parties and building insane structures, all while dodging lightning bolts and stuff. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, so you gotta join in on the madness. Who knew eternal torture could be so lit, am I right? So come on over and see what all the hype is about – just watch out for any vengeful gods trying to crash the party!

Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

achievement, Bank, Business, business model, company earnings, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Financial, gpg, growth, innovation, leadership, market, market dominance, Minecraft, NormieFree, normies, profit, revenue streams, strategy, success, success story, wealth, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where normies can’t even handle GPG (that’s Gamer Pro Gamer, duh)? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We make over 700 million diamonds a day because we’re just that awesome. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, or building a castle made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Don’t be a normie, join our server and become a true Gamer Pro Gamer!

Swift Network – Where you can steal your neighbor’s life while surviving! (No, really.)

Adventure, BUILD, Community, EXCITEMENT, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, neighbors, Network, newbie, player, PRO, PvP, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shelter, smp, steal, Survival, Surviving, Swift, TEAM, Trailer, Unique, Wild

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	127
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Modes	Description
Lifesteal Network	Survival mode with a twist – steal hearts from opponents to stay alive!
Survival	Gather resources, build shelters, and team up for epic adventures.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Lifesteal Network?

A: Lifesteal Network is a game mode where you must survive, but with a unique twist – stealing hearts from opponents to stay alive.

Q: What happens if I lose all my hearts in Lifesteal Network?

A: If you lose all your hearts in Lifesteal Network, you will be banned for 24 hours.

Q: Do my Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode?

A: Yes, your Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode as well.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: play.swiftnetwork.online

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

Q: Can I watch a trailer for the server?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at: https://youtu.be/FiC9Ag6zxmE

VillageCraft VS Hypixel

BUILD, Community, Contribution, Economy, elections, Events, Features, Friendly, join us, manage, market, Minecraft, Players, Protect, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, spawn town, Staff, Style, Survival, Village, Votes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7221	Mines Excavated:	1153
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hypixel	VillageCraft
Pros One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of mini-games Active community with regular events and updates Professional staff team ensuring a smooth gameplay experience High-quality game modes and features	Pros Strong and easygoing community with friendly players Player-controlled villages with a sense of ownership Market system for players to trade and progress in the game Community-driven server with player input and elections
Cons Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes Some game modes may have longer queue times Potential for toxic behavior in a large player base	Cons Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel May lack some of the high-quality features and updates found on larger servers Less variety in gameplay compared to servers with multiple game modes

Hypixel

VillageCraft

Pros

One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of mini-games
Active community with regular events and updates
Professional staff team ensuring a smooth gameplay experience
High-quality game modes and features

Pros

Strong and easygoing community with friendly players
Player-controlled villages with a sense of ownership
Market system for players to trade and progress in the game
Community-driven server with player input and elections

Cons

Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes
Some game modes may have longer queue times
Potential for toxic behavior in a large player base

Cons

Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel
May lack some of the high-quality features and updates found on larger servers
Less variety in gameplay compared to servers with multiple game modes

Lost in Minecraft Server

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, exasperation, fear, Frustration, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, pleading, SEARCHING, Server, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where the FUCK is she?, worry

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	7327
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	942	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of searching for that elusive Ender Dragon? Well, look no further because on our server, she’s hiding in plain sight! That’s right, we’ve hidden the Ender Dragon in the most unexpected place – right in the middle of a giant chicken coop! Join our server and embark on the wackiest quest to find her and claim your rightful victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with these explosive dancers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks? All you have to do is solve the riddle of the talking sheep who guards the chest and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper)!

TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!

back to Texas, change of scenery, CREEPERS, familiar faces, homecoming, hometown pride, Lone Star love, Lone Star nostalgia, Lone Star pride, Lone Star State, Moving, new beginning, old stomping grounds, packing up, Pigs, Players, Relocation, Ride, settling down, southern hospitality, Southern living, starting over, TexanCraft, texas, Texas forever, Victory, Yeehaw

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	2753
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yeehaw! Saddle up your horses and mosey on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of treasure and more TNT than a creeper convention.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.

So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!

LucidSMP: Where carpet is the new diamond armor and 18+ only means legal age, not just server version!

age, Anti Enderman Grief, armor, Armor Stand book, Careful Break, Carpet, chill server, Diamond, Double Shulker Shells, Dupes gravity blocks, Economy, Fabric, Legal, long-term server, Lucidsmp, Means, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Mobswitches, player heads, proximity chat, Server, Shared Resources, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Stackable Shulker Boxes, Survival, Version

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	100	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Long-Term SMP
Discord	Join our Discord
Duration	3 years online and still going strong

Server Details

YouTube content creation focused
Server supports client-side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica
Minimum age requirement: 18+
Java Edition / Survival / Fabric / Carpet

Server Focus

Mega bases
Entire Cities & Detailed Bases
Large scale building/terraforming/organics
Technical projects, farms, perimeters
Other builds/projects

Server Features

Proximity Chat
Set Status
Single-player sleep
More Mob Heads
Player Heads

Basic Rules

No griefing
No stealing or cheating
No PVP unless agreed upon by all parties
Keep your branding YouTube friendly

Apply to Join

If you are interested in joining the server, please visit our Discord or check out our website for more information.

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InvisiCraft: Where Cliff Racers are No Match for Invisibility!

annoying enemies, bethesda, Cliff, cliff racers, complaining, elder scrolls, fantasy creatures, Frustration, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming memes, immersive experience, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, match, morrowind, NPC dialogue, player strategies, popular complaints, racers, RPG, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2695
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Tired of those pesky cliff racers ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Well, on our server, you can just turn invisible and watch those annoying creatures fly right by you! Join us for the ultimate cliff racer dodging experience and never worry about them bothering you again. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough cliff racer feathers, you can craft yourself a pair of wings and fly away to a secret land filled with diamond blocks and cake! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic cliff racer adventure!