couldn’t give a fig Minecraft Servers

couldn’t give a fig Minecraft Servers

  • NoFucksCraft

    NoFucksCraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5853
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ores Mined: 3190
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 226

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

    We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken

    Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2094
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Emeralds Found: 810
    Falling into the Void: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Inferno Prison Server Overview

    IP InfernoPrison.net
    Status Still in Beta

    Welcome to Inferno Prison, where only the strongest survive and rise to the top! Dive into a fiery underworld filled with challenges, treacherous enemies, and endless opportunities to prove your might.

    🌋 Epic Mining Quests: Mine through the depths of the inferno, collecting valuable resources to upgrade your gear and rank up. Each level brings tougher challenges and greater rewards!

    💎 Custom Enchantments: Equip yourself with unique, powerful enchantments to gain an edge over your rivals. Forge the ultimate gear set to dominate the prison yard.

    🔥 PvP Arenas: Test your combat skills in our intense PvP arenas. Only the strongest will claim victory and earn prestigious rewards. Are you ready to fight for your freedom?

    🗡️ Gangs and Alliances: Form or join gangs to strengthen your position within the prison. Strategize with your allies to control territories, protect your resources, and raid rival gangs.

    🏆 Weekly Events and Challenges: Participate in thrilling events and challenges to earn exclusive rewards and bragging rights. There’s always something new happening at Inferno Prison!

    📈 Dynamic Economy: Trade resources, buy and sell items, and manage your wealth in our player-driven economy. Be savvy, and you might just become the wealthiest inmate in the inferno.

    🌟 Active Community and Staff: Join a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff. We’re committed to providing a fun, fair, and engaging experience for everyone.

    Are you ready to face the heat and conquer Inferno Prison? Your journey to freedom starts here!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server still in beta? Yes, the server is currently in beta testing.
    What kind of activities are available on the server? Players can participate in mining quests, PvP arenas, form gangs, weekly events, and manage a dynamic economy.
    Are custom enchantments available? Yes, players can equip themselves with unique, powerful enchantments.
    Is there an active community on the server? Yes, there is a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeachBlox Minecraft Server

    BeachBlox Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8274
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always ready to party! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who traded diamonds for seashells. But beware, because the city was guarded by a giant squid boss who challenged players to a dance-off for epic loot!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical forest where the trees drop enchanted apples that give you the ability to fly for 30 seconds? And don’t even get me started on the rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and sunscreen, because on our server, every day is a beach day filled with adventure and laughter. Join us now and let’s make some waves in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: RawHasCraft

    Minecraft SMP: RawHasCraft
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1833 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is home to a wild cast of characters that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us and you’ll find the likes of Gunter, Randy Orton, Chad, Oteese, Yeet Man, IYO, Kairi, Liv, Rhea, Big Zesty, the Homosexual Undertaker, Seamous, CM Phill, Drew, Big Sneed, Carlito, Dom, Zelina, JD, Finn, Rey, Odyssey Jones, Miz, R Truth, Dakota Kai, and even some dimeless coconuts who don’t shout yeet (how scandalous)!

    It’s a showdown between the good, the bad, and the downright bizarre on our server. Who will come out on top? Join now and find out! Trust us, it’s one-sided in the most desu way possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomSpySisBro

    MomSpySisBro
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9657
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dimension Hops: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your unhinged mom while navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships.

    Embark on epic quests to protect your brother’s trust by not snitching on his breakups or his newfound love for drinks with friends. Will you be able to withstand the wrath of your mom, who thinks you’re a terrible sister for not spilling the beans?

    But fear not, for in this server, loyalty to your sibling is key. Show your dedication to keeping secrets and maintaining trust, all while building the most epic Minecraft creations imaginable.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures. Who knew keeping secrets could be so exhilarating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!

    NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5960
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mines Excavated: 4384
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have ultrafine particles that will blow your mind! These particles are so fine, they make diamonds look like dirt!

    Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of anarchy, no hacks or map resets allowed! EU 1.20

    Vanilla with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of anarchy, no hacks or map resets allowed! EU 1.20
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7900
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQ

    Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

    A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The main rule is no hacking/duping. Other than that, it’s an anarchy server so anything goes.

    Q: How big is the map?

    A: The map size is 10 TB+.

    Q: Can I join the server without escaping spawn?

    A: Yes, you can join the server and play within spawn if you choose not to escape.

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  • CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

    CrayonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 146 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Farms Harvested: 816 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

    But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • UnstoppableChick Minecraft SMP

    UnstoppableChick Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3682
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legend of the unstoppable chick! She’s like a Minecraft superhero, taking down mobs with one hand and building epic structures with the other. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If you want to bask in her glory and maybe even learn a thing or two from her insane skills, this is the place to be. Just be prepared to be amazed, shocked, and possibly a little bit scared of her sheer awesomeness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP

    BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9401
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 285 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear the same old armor every night? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the dress code for bedtime is strictly enforced. That’s right, no more boring pajamas or plain old boxers, we’re talking full diamond armor and enchanted helmets to keep those mobs away while you sleep.

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.

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  • CraftyCreeperCentral

    CraftyCreeperCentral
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1907
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

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