couldn’t give a damn Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2369	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	9579	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	265	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	2580
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5220
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551437	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!