couldn’t care less about Minecraft Servers

couldn’t care less about Minecraft Servers

  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 700
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4444 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

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  • CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

    CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3838
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Potions Brewed: 34 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 186

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

    So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

    Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9549
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Crops Grown: 1664
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

    Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDroneBuilders

    CraftyDroneBuilders
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6074
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Animals Bred: 161 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

    Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1199
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 780
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 29
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4220
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Crops Grown: 5461 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Novidium
    Server IP play.novidium.net

    Overview:

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

    FAQ:

    What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

    Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

    How does the economy system work on Novidium?

    There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

    What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

    There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

    How can players join Novidium?

    Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bug Busters Minecraft Server

    Bug Busters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8409
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

    – Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

    Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1462
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6867 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Votes: 2863 Potions Brewed: 117
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

    But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

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  • Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

    Dad vs GF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6210
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ores Mined: 8774
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6837
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

    Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

    So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

    DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1848
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

    New Minecraft Server
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