PhlegmFreeTableCraft

hospital recovery, #coughing, Communication, dining etiquette, emotional reactions

The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!

Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?

Features / Mechanics:

Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!

Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!
Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!
Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!

Tissues	Effect
1	"That’s your fault!" x10
2	"You should feel guilty."
3	"What’s wrong with you?"

In-Game Legends:

Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!

Testimonials from Uncertain Players:

“I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
“Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft

Warnings:

This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.
Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!

Secret Features:

They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*

FAQ:

Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?
- A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!

Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
- A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.

The Call to Action:

So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?

Coughing Roommate DramaCraft

mental health, public humiliation, private conversations, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft

The Brood of the Coughing Miners: A Server for the Cryptic and Chaos-Crazed!

Welcome, brave souls, to Coughwarts: the Whispering Mines, where morbidity meets Minecraft and reality itself starts to glitch like an unsynchronized dance! Here, in our pixelated realms, bronchitis is the norm and roommate hostility has evolved into a mythical showdown of gargantuan proportions. Drop your sanity at the spawn point and heed our call!

Chronicles of the Cough

In this brave new blocky world, your in-game narrative will be eerily interwoven with the traumatic lore of Emily the Exile, a Bushido-style roommate warrior who navigates the treacherous terrain of social indignation and respiratory discomfort. Discover the realities of survival when germ warfare leads to existential breakdowns and the harsh realities of sore lungs become a catalyst for legendary confrontations.

“Her coughs were startling, much like the sudden appearance of Endermen at night. I shan’t be silenced!” — Former Cougher

Server Features: An Altered Reality Awaits!

Feature	Description
Cough-Cam	Record everything! Who knows when a solo cough might be your undoing?
Gaslight Pits	Delve deep into confusing conversations— every word will haunt you!
Dramatic Showdown Arena	Engage in heated confrontations with other players under the watchful eyes of former suitemates and min-maxed energy!
Coughing Chorus	Group coughs summon the Cough Monster—a titan of chaos that feasts on misunderstandings!
Allegiance of the Land	Form factions based on sore throats and emotional outbursts— make choices that lead to betrayal or solitude!

Conspiracy Theory Hall of Fame

The Great Cough Conspiracy: What if Emily is a secret agent sent to undermine the Cough Collective? Each cough might be a harbinger of sabotage!
The Whispering Mines: Anonymous sages say these mines hide relics of unrecorded conversations that make you question every breath you take.
Cult of the Unapologetic: Will you spill your guts for an apology? Rumor says Emily is the Grand Priestess of this shameful sect.

Player Testimonials: Utter Chaos Ensues!

“I took a deep breath in the Coughing Mines, and now I only see in coughs! Is this bliss?!” — Unnamed Player #314

"Emily never even had bronchitis and got Sophie on her side? Here, you’re either ruler or the ruled!” — Coughing Warrior

Uncanny FAQs: Answers That Bewilder

Q: Can I cough without reproach? A: Only if you are willing to face the repercussions of the cough that echoes through the ages!

Q: How do I know if I’m too disruptive? A: If the Ender Dragon flinches, you know your soundwaves have reached unwelcome frequencies.

The Cult Calls: Join or Be Cough-Eclipsed!

Will you brave the treacherous terrains of misunderstandings and betrayal? Every click could provoke a spectral uprising. The mines hum with laughter as your cough stirs memory. Will you be a hero or become another casualty of chronic misunderstanding? Conspire, collaborate, or cower—join us now, and let the chaos begin!

Dare to embrace the absurdity of existence within this blocky battleground, where bronchitis brings prestige and confusion reigns supreme!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

inhaled, Treatment, Monitoring, Respiratory Disorders, cough management

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

CoughlessCraft

cough etiquette, new normal, Communication, nonverbal communication, Manners

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

CoughCrafters

voice recognition, CoughCrafters, voice identification, voice analysis, cough identification

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!

ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

70kg, Cultural differences, room, seatbelt buckle, entitled woman

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

Reasons to join our server: – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

GasCraft: Cover Your Mouth Edition

public health, Mouth, Etiquette, social acceptance, cover

join dis server if u wanna let out ur gas without judgemnt!!! we don’t care if u fart or burp or whatever, just let it out and have fun!! we even have a special farting contest every friday where u can win prizes for the loudest toot!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel where u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stinky surprises. come join us and let it rip!!! 🤣🌟🍑🔥💨

CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition

infant deaths, INFANTS, deaths, disease outbreak, child health

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!

we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?

join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

GraveCraftersUnited

Communication, Frustration, cold, family, Conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saying “NO” won’t get you arrested, but might just save you from getting poked and teased by your virtual grandmother! Join us for a wild adventure where you can actually be left alone when you’re sick, unlike in real life where you might be disowned for standing up for yourself.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been told they’re not sick when they clearly are, and for those who just want to be left in peace while they mine and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a special feature where you can wear a mask in public without getting yelled at – what a concept!

So come join us on this crazy journey where you can escape the madness of real life and enjoy some much-needed peace and quiet. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual family members who actually understand the concept of personal space and boundaries. See you in the game!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

hostel, ear plugs, Latin America, travel issues, roommate

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

#Coughing