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Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Farms Harvested:	722
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	261	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	3888
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Gems Collected:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6380	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

Adventure, beauty, CREEPERS, culture, Escape, Exploration, finland, Forests, Heaven, Hiking, Lakes, midnight sun, Nature, Nordic, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Scandinavia, Summer, sunglasses, SuomiCraft, Tranquility, travel, vacation, wear

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Farms Harvested:	418
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	145	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!