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CouchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	675
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	3263	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Potions Brewed:	65	Dragon Eggs Found:	6792
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	6254	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Farms Harvested:	163
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

GreekPixelmon Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4927
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3998
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

greekpixelmon.minecraft.best:25566

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

185.9.145.194:25634

Date Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!