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CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	1271	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Towns Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3009
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Potions Brewed:	69	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8467	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!