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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 658 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 406 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
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