Cosmopolises Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	179	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4737	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	2707
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4608	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1654
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!