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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	241803	Villages Defended:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	260	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	1384
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

SkelePetra’s Treasury

Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological discovery, archaeological find, archaeological site, burial site, Excavation, Historical Mystery, historical preservation, historical site, human remains, Jordan, Mystery, Petra, SkelePetras, Skeletons, Tomb, Treasury, underground burial

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7154
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	269	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1789	Secret Passages Found:	8

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

regenos.dedimc.io

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nice.bestixworld.ru

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	4341	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!