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KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Votes:	2804	Players Killed by Monsters:	6360
Towns Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4878
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Potions Brewed:	31
Star Shards Collected:	72	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	9918	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6909	Runes Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Runes Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6138
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated