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Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2698
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	5380
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	281	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	492	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!