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SpaceCraft Fun Zone
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is run by aliens from outer space! dey speak chinese and hindi and dey built dis server with their alien technology. u can mine for diamonds on mars, fight off zombie aliens, and even ride a spaceship to other planets! but be warned, dey also have a pet dragon dat roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players. so if u think u got what it takes to survive in dis intergalactic world, join now and show dem aliens who’s boss! -
LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.
Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!
And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.
So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?
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Bob’s Blocky Babel Race
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?
But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!
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CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.
And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!
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TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.
Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!
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CraftyCreeperz
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!
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LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!
3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!
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NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!
Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!
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CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!