PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

agriculture, Consumer, consumer behavior, cost of fertilizer, cost of living, economic impact, economic theory, feed livestock, food prices, grocery stores, grow food, inflation, Manufacturing, market trends, price gauging, price increases, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, Retail, rising costs, supply chain, Transportation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4665	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	6585	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBFFBreakup

BETRAYAL, BlockyBFFBreakup, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, emotional baggage, ending friendship, ex best friend, falling out, friendship, healing, hurt feelings, letting go, lost connection, misunderstanding, moving on, personal growth, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., Cake, California, club, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Online webmap, PRETEND, San Jose, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, united states, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	3769	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Club SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/cryptic-cloud-mc/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

Admirable, affectionate, amazing, Beautiful, Beloved, Caring, cherished, Compliment, KIND, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Server, Special, Spouse, supportive, SWEET, thoughtful, Wife, WifeAppreciation, Wonderful

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Animals Bred:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

Balmung, Coeurl, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, DC AUCTION, Empyreum, Eulmore, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, miners, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, family fight, family members, family only, family pester, family relationships, family wedding, Girlfriend, high school sweetheart, Minecraft, new girlfriend, Server, short flings, sister, SistersGFFree, step dad, step mom, Wedding, Wedding guest

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	2205	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

ToddlerTurfWars

avoidance, Boundaries, Chaos, children, Communication, Confrontation, family, generational differences, Interaction, neighbor, parenting, Playing, relationships, Respect, Space, toddlers, ToddlerTurfWars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	79779
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, coping, growth, inspiration, lemonade, LemonadeLover, lemons, Life, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, optimism, perspective, positivity, ProVerb, Quote, resilience, response, silver lining, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

Block Break-Up: Focus on Crafting

BLOCK, Breakup, Crafting, Focus, forgetting love, giving up on relationships, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-focus, self-fulfillment, self-prioritization

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of getting heartbroken in relationships? Well, forget about love and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about dating. Build your own virtual kingdom, battle dragons, and make friends with virtual sheep. Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless fun!

PixelPCOS Power-Up

Endocrine System, fertility, hormonal disorders, hormonal function, hormonal health, hormonal imbalance, hormonal regulation, insulin resistance, metabolic parameters, PCOS, PixelPCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, powerup, reproductive health, supplementation, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin levels, vitamin therapy, weight management, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t do nuthin’ for ya? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical land of wonder and excitement, where the sun always shines and the creepers are actually friendly!

Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.

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