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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
