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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5708 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5076 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?