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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1191 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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