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Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	294	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1977	Animals Bred:	59
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	643933	Magic Items Found:	2547
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	185	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	443732	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!