🔥corpses of the lost Minecraft Servers

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

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so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3799	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	2020	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Must-See corpses of the lost Minecraft Servers

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Stats November 22, 2024

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyOwnershipWar

Stats November 22, 2024

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

Stats November 22, 2024

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

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Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	450190
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	9879
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	935
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1