corporate satire. Minecraft Servers

corporate satire. Minecraft Servers

  • Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 9781
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

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    so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyProtesters2023

    CraftyProtesters2023
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7364
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4761
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

    Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1397
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

    u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

    imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

    so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafttomuck

    Crafttomuck
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6352
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

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    Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

    Overview
    Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

    Survival SMP

    Description
    Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

    Creative

    Description
    Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

    Links

    Website World Map
    https://www.crafttomuck.com map.crafttomuck.com

    Closing Statements

    I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

    EmotionCrafters 1.20.5
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3988
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mines Excavated: 3765
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RingCraft Minecraft Server

    RingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2924
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 294375 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Farms Harvested: 478 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

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  • LuigiMangioneGone – Minecraft SMP

    LuigiMangioneGone – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 37982
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ores Mined: 5873 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

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    OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, there’s this dude named Luigi Mangione who used to be the king of the server, but then he disappeared mysteriously. Some say he got abducted by aliens, while others think he turned into a zombie and is roaming around the server at night.

    But like, that’s not even the best part. The server is full of secret dungeons and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find all the hidden treasures, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

    So like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to solve the mystery of Luigi Mangione, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have the best virtual pizza in town. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a crazy Minecraft journey together! #LuigiMangioneMystery #SecretUnicornDimension #PizzaParty

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GeniusBlockhead

    GeniusBlockhead
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 685
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

    Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BombasticCraft Minecraft Server

    BombasticCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5758
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our server and experience the chaos of trump dropping 2,000-pound bombs in minecraft! watch out for biden trying to halt the explosions but failing miserably. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real danger. come join the madness and see who will survive the ultimate bomb drop showdown! #minecraftwarfare #trumpvsbiden #explosivefun

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