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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6364 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 125 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.
But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.
